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80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
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I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…


i
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r u srs theres a website for scene kids. this is stupid.

wait… is that sam…

i cANT AS;DLFLHDKJGHDKLJG

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Saw these Bengal kittens and died
oh my god
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z31:
reblogging for future reference
I’m sure that’s the only reason anyone is reblogging this. I know it’s why I am.
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Teenage girls using the word “broken” to describe themselves

Teenage girls

girls

Gir

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